Post by: beano150
Hey, Weevils. It's beano150 here, with a really posh* Friday update for you.
So, school's been out for the half term and now there's only a matter of two days before you go back. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Well, at least Bin Weevils Cheat Site is here to supply you a load of fun over the weekend!
How about a few jokes to kick-start this Friday?
Q - What's the fastest vegetable?
A - A runner bean!
Q - Where do polar bears vote?
A - The North Poll!
Q - What should you call a bald teddy?
A - Fred Bear!
Knock Knock - Who's There? - Boo - Boo Who? - Don't Cry, it's only a joke!
A boy with a newt on his shoulder walked into a library. "What do you call him?" asked the librarian. "Tiny," said the boy. "Why do you call him 'tiny'?" - "Because he's my newt!"
Ben: There's a man at the door collecting for the new school swimming pool.
Dad: Here's a glass of water, give him that.
Q - What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A - Odour in the court!
A boy at a cinema noticed what looked like a bear sitting next to him. "Are you a bear?" the boy asked.
"Yes" came the reply.
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"
Q - How did Robin Hood tie his shoelaces?
A - With a long bow!
Q - What did they say to the man who went for a job at the print shop?
A - Sorry, you're not the right type.
Hahahaha! I'm so funny, right? All those guffaws for you, 10 whole jokes that are all completely hilarious! Definitely let me know if you want to hear more of the jokes!
Speaking of funny, be sure to look out for my new in-game magazine which is due out in a few days. It contains more laughs than a barrel of monkeys rolling down a hill being chased by an angry rhino who is currently being chased by 100 angry people who are presently being chased by a furious zoo keeper. Be sure to look out for the issue soon!
Now let's move on to some extremely exciting news - a new Golden Ticket Prize has been added to the Bin Weevils Cheat Site HQ Prize Cupboard!
Although I didn't win the Trophy Design Competition, I thought it'd be cool to give you all a chance to win a copy of my drawings. So be sure to enter the Golden Ticket Promotion before it closes on the 15th of June 2016 for your chance to win this and many other prizes!
Moving on swiftly to the exciting news that my weekend Plaza Parties are back!
Why wasn't it on last weekend, do I hear you ask? Because I was on holiday! But guess what? THIS WEEKEND, they return - that's great news, right? Check out your invitation for this weekend below!
So, I guess that concludes this blog post for today. Before I end the post, I'll leave you with one more joke.
Q - What did the lettuce say to the celery?
A - Quit stalking me.
Thanks for reading this blog post and I look forward to seeing you this fun weekend for my Plaza Party! Enjoy your weekend, whatever it is you're doing, and enjoy your Friday today!
*Okay, this update wasn't the poshest you can get. Maybe that was a slight exaggeration?
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